Christmas, and the revenge of the Green Eyed Monster.

Okay, so I’m fully aware that Christmas is all in the spirit of giving, however, when your younger sibling who failed three of their exams gets approximately 4.5x the worth of your presents. One can’t help but to be slightly jealous. Especially considering that one of the gifts was a stereo system that seemed to be an exact replica of the giant black rectangle in 2001: A Space Odyssey, you all know what I’m talking about….I swear the damn thing is taller than her (and she’s 5′3″). However, I look back on those friendly Berenstain Bears books and think that there’s supposed to be something bloody positive about all of this.
Man, I loved those books when I was a kid, except it made me want to live in a tree and my parent’s didn’t necessarily agree with that idea. There was also this issue with wanting a pet bear…and to own a 12-gauge.

On the issue of women, and how they’re fucking crazy. A little attention really goes a long way, most expect you to think of damned creative or cute things all on your own little lonesome, without ever being told. Most girls follow the “I want you to know that I want you to do it without me having to ask you to do it” mantra, which is usually easily averted on the girls side by a simple request, however, of course, all women like to make things complicated. I think it’s just the natural system of checks and balances built into nature — if we got along fabulously, then by golly we’d have a population we couldn’t really control now wouldn’t we?

Here are some tips for if the little lady is a) your girlfriend, b) the girl you want to sleep with or c) some girl you plan on dating:
1. Call her, text her, do something, once a day, to show her that you are thinking of her. Facebook messages can help too.
2. On Holidays, do something for them. Card, gift, handcrafted macaroni necklaces. Who cares what it is — either way, if she’s saying” I don’t expect a gift”, it’s a blatant lie. If you want real brownie points — buy her a puppy, she’s going to say “oh my GOD”, guaranteed. She also may sleep with you on the spot.

To close, I’ll leave everyone with what little Christmas spirit that I still have. This is a clip featuring my favorite Christmas song “Baby it’s Cold outside” with one of my favorite actresses Zooey Deschanel (she’s great at playing the quirky, crazy type — and Will Ferrel.

Merry Christmas all!
Tomorrow expect updates and some game reviews for: Orange Box, COD 4, Bioshock and Oblivion GotY Edition.