First post ever (oh hooray, the blog lives)

Generally, I feel that I lack enthusiasm for new things not pertaining to design and the typeface Helvetica. However, after reading numerous articles in the New York Times stating that some sort of statistic-y percentage of teenage girls have a blog, I feel that my input is necessary.

Girls are confusing, emotional, terribly bitchy creatures which men fail to understand. I feel that a vast majority of my gender gives me a bad name, and that a synchronized worldwide period (aka, “Crimson Tide”, “Red October” or as my mom likes to call it “the unwanted visitor”) could be considered a natural disaster comparable to hurricane Katrina. It completely baffles me how a girl in my sociology class can stand up and ask if I feel oppressed because I have a vagina — the frank answer would be “Yes” only because whiny, wimpy girls like her exist to bring the collectives image down.

I have yet to decide on the true topic of this blog. I will do my best to include reviews of video games and movies, current events, as well as the regular every day insight into the female mind that I know most men crave, because really, women are crazy bitches. I promise to do my best and attempt to spell everything correctly, combining it, whenever possible, with proper grammar (not that I actually learned any of this in my secondary education experiences).

In the meantime you should watch this video about Mormons, I had to watch this in Bible class senior year, then when I encountered a Black Mormon girl — I couldn’t stop laughing hysterically.